I'm back on LJ where I rant about TV shows and pretty boys. >_<

At least you could be happy for me. :(

Got a pair of boyfriend style jeans the other day and I realised: shit, the last time women had comfy pants were back in the 80s!

Although now it's evened out so that guys can wear skinny jeans, yeah. :D

The most glorious weather today. Went for a walk with Mum and I stepped on a bird! >_< I'm inconsolable.

ARGH POLLEN WHY? D;

Can't...breathe...T_T

In other news:

-My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. SQUIRREL!

-Do you want to play a game? It's called See Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything.
-Cool! My mom loves that game!

-I hid under your porch because I love you.

-Now, you must wear the cone of shame.
-I do not like the cone of shame.

So much ♥